The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!
does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?
yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us
OHMAYGOD I LOVE YOU
when i was little
ensure to gently pat dry your noodle after washing
I’m sorry but this made my whole day
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
i have a friend who got so excited when she could actually draw a rough sketch of a hand
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
unless they’re hot as hell
when you think your cramps are finished but then
I CANT BREATHE
"woman you betta calm yo ass down an get get ma face"
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
IHAVEABOYFRIENDIHAVEABOYFRIENDIAHVEABOYFREIND DEAR GOD I HAVE A FICKING BOYFRIEND GET YOURFSEL IN CHECK WOMAN